The Valentine’s Day Pick-up Line Texting Meme

[pantheraliam]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Because your leg looks like it may be broken. Do we need to call the hospital?


Directions:
1. Post a TL with your character name and canon; include preferences or a starting text if need be
2. Make up your own pick-up line or find one from a generator
3. Start text threads on other TLs using your pick-up line
4. Have fun!

Open to all fandom characters, OCs, AUs, CRAUs, etc.

Comments

Ren Amamiya (Joker) | Persona 5 (Vanilla) | OTA (misfires welcome)

[fashionglasses]

((ooc: in my play through, I am right before they send the calling card to Shido, so please try not to spoil beyond that point!))

i got this from the generator and couldn't resist-

[undici]

let's commit the perfect crime: i'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine

Iwaizumi Hajime | Haikyuu!! (Anime Only) | OTA (misfires welcome)

[bluecastleace]

feel free to have him think she's full of shit

[oriental_dragon]

i think you just served an ace through my heart

Morisuke Yaku | Haikyuu!! (Anime Only) | OTA (misfires welcome)

[onisenpai]

((ooc: have not yet finished season 4 jsyk!))

[oriental_dragon]

you /must/ be the libero. cuz i'd hit on you all night long~

Richard Campbell Gansey III | The Raven Cycle | OTA (misfires welcome)

[kingseeking]

((ooc: book one content only please! avoiding spoilers for the rest <3))

Barrington Whelk | The Raven Cycle | OTA (misfires HIGHLY encouraged)

[cadereagratia]

i'm so sorry

[aluciner]

Militat omnis amans, et habet sua castra Cupido:
Attice, crede mihi, militat omnis amans.

[You ever just misfire Latin love poetry intended for someone else entirely to your former Latin teacher? Kill him now.]

Castiel SPN | OTA (Misfires welcome)

[hello_dean]

tartaglia "childe" | genshin impact | ota (misfires welcome)

[undici]

Sasha James | The Magnus Archives | ota

[notnotsasha]

operator 6o 🥀 nier automata 🥀 f/f

[dreamofrain]

[[ a hopeless romantic android, isolated for pretty much her entire life. more info in her journal, open to cross-canon and AUs! ]]

I happen to have a Human Replica Droid here, if you're interested...

[marvelous_murderbot]

[She looked at the card, frowning, then shrugged.]

'If you were a steak, you would be well done.'

[She looked up at the other.]

I am unsure if that would actually be effective. Comparing someone to heavily cooked meat. Perhaps I'm saying it wrong? I shall try again.

[She peruses the card again, and this time says it with a layer of sensuality layered over top, a skill that she is, frankly, getting to use voluntarily for the first time.]

'Are you a skilled thief? For you stole my heart from across the room.'

[She smiles, gently.]

Is that better?

gareth 🐺 fate 🐺 ota

[beaumains]

[[ character is 19. a spunky knight, loyal and chivalrous. more info in her journal, open to cross-canon and AUs! ]]

[meltinglight]

"You look cold - wanna use me as your blanket?"

What do you think? Is this pick-up line a tiny bit too bold?

midare toushirou 🎀 touken ranbu 🎀 ota

[kisekae]

[[ centuries old tantou with chaotic-horny energy. more info in his journal, open to cross-canon and AUs (human age would be in the 17/21 range)! ]]

oda kipposhi 🔥 fate 🔥 ota

[owarifool]

[[ PLEASE READ INFO IN JOURNAL BEFORE RESPONDING. a "different world" version of the great unifier and warlord. open to cross-canon and AUs! ]]

Tavion Axmis | Star Wars: Jedi Academy | OTA

[of_dathomir]

[Slightly mad Force Witch from Dathomir, anybody?]

jotako kujo 🐬 jojo's bizarre adventure 🐬 ota

[crusaderess]

[[ r!63 version of the protag, jotaro. reticent, but ultimately caring, sukeban type. more info in her journal, open to cross-canon and AUs! ]]

sakamoto ryouma 🌊 fate/ 🌊 ota

[ofrestoration]

[[ man of the sea, former revolutionary, sometimes detective. more info in his journal, open to cross-canon and AUs! ]]

Adam Parrish | The Raven Cycle

[feelawake]

[kingseeking]

Alright, Parrish. I think I’ve found a good one.

Are you ready?

Adelé Blanc-Sec | Extraordinary Adventures of Adelé Blanc-Sec | OTA

[femme_de_siecle]

[Turn of the century french reporter and storyteller. Her experience has been male, but she's from Paris in the 1900s - so she is quite open-minded, and the multiverse offers such interesting opportunities...]

[Given she stands pretty much alone in her canon, cross-canon, OCs are love.]

Bakugou Katsuki | My Hero Academia

[apshot]

[meltinglight]

[No context given - if the date weren't enough.]

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

Tonbokiri | Touken Ranbu | OTA

[greatspear]

Xiao | Genshin Impact

[whirlwindthrust]

Eva Rosalene | To the Moon / Finding Paradise | OTA (Misfires welcome)

[takingchances]

kavinsky ( the raven cycle )

[dreamkillers]

[ the worst misfire you can imagine. .. tho i'm always down for lived-and-got-better AUs, so. ]

Ren Amamiya | Persona 5 Royal | OTA (Misfires are fine)

[schrodingers_joker]

[afoolshope]

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Luxaela Volrn | original character (fantasy/sci-fi fusion) | M/M pref, OTA misfires

[biolightning]

Optional starter: You are an important book passage; the highlight of my day. :)

XD I could no longer resist

[immortalmarshal]

That's actually rather nice.
And far better than the crap I've been hearing all day.

shuten-douji | fate/grand order | ota

[osake]

1.

my, you look good enough to eat. literally.

2.

are you a poison, honey? because you're making me feel all hot and tingly inside.

3.

[ text her! misfires welcome. ]

dos

[wingclip]

[Ah.]

So it's working? I thought I added enough to knock you out for a few days. [At the very least, god...!]