The Valentine’s Day Pick-up Line Texting Meme

[pantheraliam]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Because your leg looks like it may be broken. Do we need to call the hospital?


Directions:
1. Post a TL with your character name and canon; include preferences or a starting text if need be
2. Make up your own pick-up line or find one from a generator
3. Start text threads on other TLs using your pick-up line
4. Have fun!

Open to all fandom characters, OCs, AUs, CRAUs, etc.

Comments

[immortalmarshal]

Alright, here I go.

You seem to be all aglow, because you fill my life with enlightenment.

[Well, he never promised that it would be the best one...]

[biolightning]

[OH NO cute. He has the biggest grin on his face, even though no one's there to see it.]

That's so darling! I've screenshot it.

HMMMM

If I'm all aglow, it's only because you're the bonfire in my life: large, warm, and strong.

[immortalmarshal]

[And now Cor's grinning in turn as well.]

I almost feel honored.

Ah, but are you sure I'm not the key piece of your treasure horde instead? You do seem to have the strength, stamina, and charisma of a great dragon.

[biolightning]

If I hoarded you like I hoarded books, I'd have over two hundred different versions of you, but adore you the most.

[This is so cheesy and sappy, but... it's fun. And he's not really one to say something untrue in this regard.]

[immortalmarshal]

[And there comes that laugh of joy.]

Pretty sure you wouldn't let me go, either.
You'd probably have me bound to your bed or some part of your den just so you could cuddle and mount me at your leisure.

[biolightning]

[Too bad it's over text. He's laughing, too.]

I don't think I'd mount a book, dear Cor. ;)

But would you like that? If I bound you to my bed in pretty ropes and took you?

[immortalmarshal]

Good point.

Mind?
I'd actually be interested in such a thing! I trust you not to make the knots too tight, or to take things too far.

[biolightning]

I'd make sure you could undo it yourself. It's easy enough to make some knots that you can just pull loose. And of course, I wouldn't risk your circulation.

We can discuss your boundaries so that I don't trample any, even on accident. :)

[immortalmarshal]

That would be wonderful, yes.
And I figured you wouldn't. You seem too experienced to make such a rookie mistake.

I'd truly appreciate you taking that step, yes. :) We can discuss it when we next meet? I must say that I rather look forward to our next night together.

[biolightning]

I've had primarily casual affairs that did and didn't get to that level of in-depth. :)

I'd be glad to discuss it in person next time.

Although now that I'm thinking about the prospect, I'm rather excited....

[immortalmarshal]

I've had my fair share of such affairs also
And at least one distant relationship in the past that seemed to have enjoyed such things.

Excellent.
Excited, though? Like I'm feeling rather eager for it?

[biolightning]

"Excited" as in, I am going to need some time to tend to myself in order to calm down, in a moment.

So probably the same thing?

[immortalmarshal]

Most certainly the same thing.

Though you have a lot more to 'calm down' than I do, last I remember.
My body certainly feels like it was much longer. :)

[biolightning]

All the same, I do hope you like how much "longer" I am.

Oh, this will eventually come up, but I don't recall mentioning to you that we Ileovoth lay eggs, even unfertilized ones. So I may ask for your assistance on that in the future. It can be added to however we choose to play that day.

But it's much more pleasant to release an egg with a partner than alone. If you're okay with it, of course.

[immortalmarshal]

I do, yes. That actually felt really good, and I look forward to a 'reminder' next time. :)

Egg-laying? I presume this is some bodily cycle thing?
In any case, I'm curious enough to give it a try, especially if it really would help you in some manner.

[biolightning]

It is. Our bodies make more energy than we use, so it decides to shed some of that energy through our hair, and the rest through creating eggs.

They're only made of raw magic like that, as like most of our bodies as a whole. So they can be ground down and made into more useful things. For example, the powder from those eggs can be mixed with sand and forged into a more durable glass.

[immortalmarshal]

I see. That's rather interesting.

Does it hurt, laying them? Or being stuffed by them?

[biolightning]

It can hurt if my body isn't relaxed enough. And simply holding them inside over time as they get bigger can cause cramping. It's uncomfortable, and I've noticed that I tend to slouch over time.

But laying them doesn't hurt. They're just

big

[immortalmarshal]

Then let me help you, then, if they cause that much discomfort.

Might be weird for me, yes, but I'm still willing to try.

wow dw thanks for hiding the notif from my email

[biolightning]

I appreciate this. Thankfully, very little changes in comparison to an intimate encounter. :)

Except maybe an extra towel or three.

Bad DW for eating email notifs

[immortalmarshal]

I'll make sure to bring four as a precaution.

Well, email didn't eat this one! :3

[biolightning]

Four's a good number.

Just make sure they're not nice towels. I'd feel bad for getting my body fluids all over them.

Yaaaay~

[immortalmarshal]

Don't worry; I have a few that I keep on hand for such occasions.

Just let me know when you may next need such help, and I'll try to clear the schedule.

[biolightning]

Don't fret if you can't clear your schedule. I've been dealing with this for awhile, both with and without partners. The thought alone means much to me. :)

[immortalmarshal]

if you insist
Though I'm glad that you appreciate the thought alone.

But the offer remains open, however, should you ever need it.