The Valentine’s Day Pick-up Line Texting Meme

[pantheraliam]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Because your leg looks like it may be broken. Do we need to call the hospital?


Directions:
1. Post a TL with your character name and canon; include preferences or a starting text if need be
2. Make up your own pick-up line or find one from a generator
3. Start text threads on other TLs using your pick-up line
4. Have fun!

Open to all fandom characters, OCs, AUs, CRAUs, etc.

Comments

[biolightning]

I've had primarily casual affairs that did and didn't get to that level of in-depth. :)

I'd be glad to discuss it in person next time.

Although now that I'm thinking about the prospect, I'm rather excited....

[immortalmarshal]

I've had my fair share of such affairs also
And at least one distant relationship in the past that seemed to have enjoyed such things.

Excellent.
Excited, though? Like I'm feeling rather eager for it?

[biolightning]

"Excited" as in, I am going to need some time to tend to myself in order to calm down, in a moment.

So probably the same thing?

[immortalmarshal]

Most certainly the same thing.

Though you have a lot more to 'calm down' than I do, last I remember.
My body certainly feels like it was much longer. :)

[biolightning]

All the same, I do hope you like how much "longer" I am.

Oh, this will eventually come up, but I don't recall mentioning to you that we Ileovoth lay eggs, even unfertilized ones. So I may ask for your assistance on that in the future. It can be added to however we choose to play that day.

But it's much more pleasant to release an egg with a partner than alone. If you're okay with it, of course.

[immortalmarshal]

I do, yes. That actually felt really good, and I look forward to a 'reminder' next time. :)

Egg-laying? I presume this is some bodily cycle thing?
In any case, I'm curious enough to give it a try, especially if it really would help you in some manner.

[biolightning]

It is. Our bodies make more energy than we use, so it decides to shed some of that energy through our hair, and the rest through creating eggs.

They're only made of raw magic like that, as like most of our bodies as a whole. So they can be ground down and made into more useful things. For example, the powder from those eggs can be mixed with sand and forged into a more durable glass.

[immortalmarshal]

I see. That's rather interesting.

Does it hurt, laying them? Or being stuffed by them?

[biolightning]

It can hurt if my body isn't relaxed enough. And simply holding them inside over time as they get bigger can cause cramping. It's uncomfortable, and I've noticed that I tend to slouch over time.

But laying them doesn't hurt. They're just

big

[immortalmarshal]

Then let me help you, then, if they cause that much discomfort.

Might be weird for me, yes, but I'm still willing to try.

wow dw thanks for hiding the notif from my email

[biolightning]

I appreciate this. Thankfully, very little changes in comparison to an intimate encounter. :)

Except maybe an extra towel or three.

Bad DW for eating email notifs

[immortalmarshal]

I'll make sure to bring four as a precaution.

Well, email didn't eat this one! :3

[biolightning]

Four's a good number.

Just make sure they're not nice towels. I'd feel bad for getting my body fluids all over them.

Yaaaay~

[immortalmarshal]

Don't worry; I have a few that I keep on hand for such occasions.

Just let me know when you may next need such help, and I'll try to clear the schedule.

[biolightning]

Don't fret if you can't clear your schedule. I've been dealing with this for awhile, both with and without partners. The thought alone means much to me. :)

[immortalmarshal]

if you insist
Though I'm glad that you appreciate the thought alone.

But the offer remains open, however, should you ever need it.

[biolightning]

Absolutely know that I will ask it of you so long as you're comfortable with it. :)