The Valentine’s Day Pick-up Line Texting Meme

[pantheraliam]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Because your leg looks like it may be broken. Do we need to call the hospital?


Directions:
1. Post a TL with your character name and canon; include preferences or a starting text if need be
2. Make up your own pick-up line or find one from a generator
3. Start text threads on other TLs using your pick-up line
4. Have fun!

Open to all fandom characters, OCs, AUs, CRAUs, etc.

Comments

[schrodingers_joker]

[Huh, in terms of pick-up lines, that's a bit of dud.]

Okay...?

1/2

[afoolshope]

There needs to be a blue haired facepalm emoji.

2/2

[afoolshope]

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

[Is this more obvious, Renren?]

[schrodingers_joker]

Sorry it was too subtle.

[Though right after he sees the second message, that does get a chuckle out of him even if it can't be heard.]

That one's better.

[Does he expect one back?]

[afoolshope]

I guess you don't want that date.

[schrodingers_joker]

Who says I don't? But if you insist...

Are you an omelette? Because you're making me egg-cited!

[afoolshope]

Wow, that was worse than mine.

[schrodingers_joker]

Puns are a staple of cheesy pick-up lines. Can't go wrong with those.