The Valentine’s Day Pick-up Line Texting Meme

[pantheraliam]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Because your leg looks like it may be broken. Do we need to call the hospital?


Directions:
1. Post a TL with your character name and canon; include preferences or a starting text if need be
2. Make up your own pick-up line or find one from a generator
3. Start text threads on other TLs using your pick-up line
4. Have fun!

Open to all fandom characters, OCs, AUs, CRAUs, etc.

Comments

[meltinglight]

Wow~! This flirtation game takes on a surprising twist! Should I prepare for a counter-attack?

[fashionglasses]

Put up your dukes.

[meltinglight]

Ready! Let's see if you can pierce my sexy-defense armor.

[fashionglasses]

[Okay, so that means he should probably find his own cheesy pick-up line, right? Give him a minute while he does a little searching.

[Ah, here we go.]

My hand is heavy.

Hold it for me?

[meltinglight]

No chivalrous gentleman could refuse to ease a fair maiden's burden!

Be warned, if your body becomes heavy... will you ask me to hold that too?

[fashionglasses]

[Holy shit this guy is smooth.]

I think you’re winning.

I’m a boy.

[Just so they know.]

[meltinglight]

Boys can be fair maidens too! A longing to be romanced sweetly, to be carried adrift on soft clouds of whispered adoration each night - that transcends gender, don't you think?

[fashionglasses]

[Holy shit this guy is smooth!]

You are winning.

Are you a boy too?

[Not that he’s picky. These are some next level pick-up lines.]

[meltinglight]

Yes. An 18-year-old male. If you want to know more than that you must triumph in flirtation-combat! Don't give up just now, okay? I'm enjoying our duel! :)

[fashionglasses]

[Oh dear. It seems he’ll have to find another pick-up line - and a good one too. Hm. Let’s try a two parter.]

Do you know CPR?