The Valentine’s Day Pick-up Line Texting Meme

[pantheraliam]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Because your leg looks like it may be broken. Do we need to call the hospital?


Directions:
1. Post a TL with your character name and canon; include preferences or a starting text if need be
2. Make up your own pick-up line or find one from a generator
3. Start text threads on other TLs using your pick-up line
4. Have fun!

Open to all fandom characters, OCs, AUs, CRAUs, etc.

Comments

[wingclip]

I wonder about that. The fact that you're talking to me now proves it was a complete failure.

Are you not feeling the least bit poorly? [You can almost see her looking quizzical, one finger on her chin and brow pinched. Maybe this does require further study...?!?]

[osake]

you~ should~ come~ check~

i'm so terribly bored. don't make me come looking for you, sweetie.

and after all that trouble you went through... was it for the holiday perhaps?

[wingclip]

It is a funny coincidence, isn't it?

[Ha ha haha... hm.]

I suppose you have a point. The last thing I need is a troublesome oni making a mess of everyone's fun.

Please be decent when I get there, alright? [Or else.]

[osake]

you have nothing to worry about, dear, so long as you don't stand me up.

[ oh no, she's excited now. ]

i have something for you, too, by the way. ♡

[wingclip]

['Something', huh...

She shamelessly leaves Shuten on Read, pocketing her device and making her way to the oni's supposed residence. Somehow, this doesn't strike her as crazier than usual. Maybe it is because of all the festivities...

Hah, how silly.

She approaches the apartments and doesn't bother with stairs- hopping from railing to railing, knowing the troublesome oni has made her home at the very top.

Why does she know that again? With a huff Shinobu gracefully steps towards the door. It really will be a shame if that woman is only drunk...] Hello, hello? Anybody home?

[osake]

[ it's shinobu's unfortunate reality — for you can certainly smell it on the oni as soon as the air-pressure doors slide open with a whir and a hiss.

she's leaning very slightly against the doorway. ]

You actually came. Fufu. Is this the part where you stab me through the heart?

[ literally, figuratively? based on the cheer in her tone, shuten wouldn't mind any of that either. ]

[wingclip]

[She lifts one fine brow at the lackadaisical figure before her. She's a pillar of decorum, compared to the slouched currently grinning at her from the threshold. The corner of her lips twitch.]

Aha, not today. I'll have to leave that for another time. [She tilts her head, wide eyes watching the oni curiously.] Now... you wrote something rather interesting earlier.

I think I'd like to know a bit more. [Where did she go wrong specifically??]