The Valentine’s Day Pick-up Line Texting Meme

[pantheraliam]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Because your leg looks like it may be broken. Do we need to call the hospital?


Directions:
1. Post a TL with your character name and canon; include preferences or a starting text if need be
2. Make up your own pick-up line or find one from a generator
3. Start text threads on other TLs using your pick-up line
4. Have fun!

Open to all fandom characters, OCs, AUs, CRAUs, etc.

Comments

[onisenpai]

Not at all :) I am the very picture of humility.

Or maybe not. But I think I’ve earned a few bragging rights, huh?

[oriental_dragon]

Nekoma is definitely a force to be reckoned with. can't deny that.

[onisenpai]

And you shouldn’t.

So what, you a fan or something? Or maybe you play for a girls’ team?

[oriental_dragon]

Girl's Team. Konoha High. doesn't mean i still can't be a fan of your defense.

[onisenpai]

Konoha High, huh? If yours is the team I’m thinking of, then you’re not half bad either.

What position?

[oriental_dragon]

[ Here we go, moment of truth. ]

Libero.

and i'll take the compliment where i can.

[onisenpai]

Oh, hell yeah! Only the best position there is!

So that means you’re to blame for the reputation. That’s high praise coming from a Nekoma player.

[oriental_dragon]

like i said, i'll take the compliment where i can.

one of the best feelings in the world is definitely getting in that last minute save from a monster spike.

[onisenpai]

You’re telling me. There’s nothing else like it in the world.

And the look on those shitty straight point servers’ faces when you break their streak? Priceless.

[oriental_dragon]

almost as good as seeing the gobsmacked look on their faces when you dig up a surprise cross-cut.

[onisenpai]

Nice to see we understand each other ;)

[oriental_dragon]

no one understands a libero better.

[onisenpai]

So, then. Can I assume from that line you used on me that you’re interested in something a little more here?

[oriental_dragon]

i mean i did go through all the trouble of getting your number - which, btw, isn't easy when the guy lives in another prefecture - and delivered a stellar pickup line that, i'll be honest, i was only banking on a 25% chance of it actually working.

[onisenpai]

[He considers briefly that maybe he should play a little harder to get.





[Nah.]

Hey, it was a good line.

I am wondering what you look like now though. I feel like I’m at a disadvantage here.

You wanna send a pic?

[Real Fuckboy Hours in the Chat Tonight.]

[oriental_dragon]

and make it easier on you? no way. if i had to put in the work to find you, you could at least meet me halfway.

[ He hasn't even noticed that she never answered when he asked who this was. But he knows her school and her position, so it shouldn't be too hard to find out. ]

[onisenpai]

Aw, come on. You really want to go through all that trouble just to shoot me down now?

[He’s already doing a bit of internet sleuthing though, which finds her name and school photo fairly quickly.

[And she’s cute. Really cute. Oh man, she’s cute and she’s talking to him? Talk about a score!]

Jk. Tenten, right? You didn’t tell me you were one of the best liberos in the Fukushima prefecture.

Not to mention beautiful.

[oriental_dragon]

got it in one try. point for Nekoma. tho i wouldn't say /best/ in the prefecture.

in any case, i txt'd you first. so if there's any rejection happening, i'm more likely the victim.

[onisenpai]

One of the best, I said.

Say hypothetically I were interested, what sort of thing do you like to do when you’re not kicking defensive ass?

[oriental_dragon]

hypothetically? i wouldn't be opposed to laser tag. or amusement parks.

[onisenpai]

I think I could find my way around a laser gun.

You want to play on the same side or face off?

[oriental_dragon]

if youre in the mood to lose, go ahead and face off against me.

[onisenpai]

That sounds like a challenge.

[oriental_dragon]

it should. cuz it was.

[onisenpai]

You’re on.

Saturday?