The Valentine’s Day Pick-up Line Texting Meme

[pantheraliam]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Because your leg looks like it may be broken. Do we need to call the hospital?


Directions:
1. Post a TL with your character name and canon; include preferences or a starting text if need be
2. Make up your own pick-up line or find one from a generator
3. Start text threads on other TLs using your pick-up line
4. Have fun!

Open to all fandom characters, OCs, AUs, CRAUs, etc.

Comments

[bluecastleace]

[This question is a good question. He likes this question. The first should be obvious as it is the best one, the original Godzilla from 1954 - no contest. It is a perfect movie with no flaws. It was revolutionary. It’s 94% Rotten Tomato score is an insult. But his third favorite? It’s gotta be one of the other classics - and by that, he of course means one of the other movies featuring his favorite lizard lady.]

Destroy All Monsters - 1969. You know it?

[oriental_dragon]

[ Makes a face as she draws up a blank on the movie name. But at least this one is a softer confession of sorts. ]

my knowledge on monster movies is novice at best, im afraid.

[bluecastleace]

[Disappointing, but not unexpected. He’s used to not having anyone to share his special interest with (except for Oikawa, but he’s a captive audience).]

It’s a classic. Solid third fav. You’ve heard of Godzilla, right? She’s in there.

[oriental_dragon]

i'm happy to inform you that i haven't been living under a rock for the last fifty years.

[ Because of course she's heard of Godzilla. So she's not completely hopeless. ]

but maybe you can educate me on the finer details and charms of the classic monster movies.

[bluecastleace]

[And with that, she has hooked Iwaizumi with the bait of his one singular weakness.

[Alright, TenTen. He sees you.]

Yeah, okay. I’ll bite. When you free, TenTen?

[oriental_dragon]

[ Truth be told, she hadn't expect him to give in so quickly. Or at all. She had been fully prepared to ease him into the idea of possibly making plans at some undisclosed future point. So this was a pleasant surprise. ]

my Sundays are usually free of obligations and responsibilities, in the spring. does that work for you?

[bluecastleace]

The one day I don’t have practice.

Yeah, that works. We’ll start with the basics.

[oriental_dragon]

fortune smiles down upon me.

is there a special showing nearby?

[bluecastleace]

Just my TV.

[He has them all on DVD of course.]

[oriental_dragon]

[ She expected nothing less. ]

even better! ill bring snacks!

whats your poison?

[bluecastleace]

Surprise me.

[oriental_dragon]

how very brave and trusting of you.

any allergies i should know of?

[bluecastleace]

None that I know of, but if I die, I’m entrusting you with making sure my collection is taken care of.

[oriental_dragon]

[ He is more than welcome to imagine her giving a small little salute. Because she may have, actually. ]

leave detailed instructions and ill follow them to the letter, sir!

I’ll wrap up here!

[bluecastleace]

Alright. I’ll text you the details.

See you then, TenTen.

[oriental_dragon]

[ And here he'll get a picture sent to him of her actually saluting. And winking playfully at the camera. ]