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[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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Virgina Mathews | OC | ota

[onemillionsubscribers]

1 Remind me to never table dance again.

2 It's not my fault!

3 Why do I have 16 negative pregnancy tests in my bed?

4 Next time call me if someone sets their crotch on fire. That sounds great.

5 How come I miss all the fun?

6 Come get drinks. You need the liquid therapy.

Hikaru Aosora | OC

[ohaiyo_isekai]

1: She informed me her boyfriend, and dignity, were out of town tonight
2: Sekhmet got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
3: If he moved that quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you're probably being taken advantage of.
4: Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid.
5: Of course he’s an idiot. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for both a big dick and a big brain. It’s science.

(Or text him!)

2

[labcatte]

Not Sekhmet Clanclan?

Re: 2

[ohaiyo_isekai]

The very same. They're using the brewing they picked up to run a watering hole and inn at the Homesteader settlement on the Windswept Steppes.

I hear her mead is very popular with passing Ilkahnate traders.

Raine | original character | OTA

[catarmy]

1) I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.

2) They tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop

3) Look, we can do something together if it means I don't have to put pants on.

4) (or text them!)

1

[immortalmarshal]

[...well then...]

I wouldn't complain if you insist, but I wasn't expecting that kind of payback for a few simple favors.

2

[dontpetmeibite]

Rude! though NGL, I kinda wish I could eat IHOP, it looks delicious.

Seto Kaiba - Yu-Gi-Oh! - OTA

[blue_eyed_obsession]

1. Look- I think it's best for all parties involved if you just try to forget that when you came over all my satellite tracking was focused on locations you'd recently occupied.

2. If I have to see one more playstation 5 meme with my face spattered all over it I'm going to sue sony for everything they've got.

3. Let's just say that watching the sunrise from your own space station is really the only way to do it.

4. You blow up one high rise and some people act like it's the end of the world.

5. You would think that a full-grown man in charge of a large corporation would know better than to refer to his business partners with the suffix "-boy", and yet here we are.

3.........

[menaretrash]

I wouldn't know, mostly because watching the sunrise means being awake at the ass crack of dawn. But I'm glad you enjoy it~

Sorry for my workaholic loser >.>;

[blue_eyed_obsession]

That is generally what it means- yes. [The sarcasm and eye-rolling doesn't play as well in text form.] When you get a real job, life's going to get so much harder for you.

5

[ohmyscream]

My Dad sometimes challenges people to sword fights? It's embarrassing.

Please tell me that wasn't your Dad or whatever.

Ann Takamaki | Persona 5 Royal/Strikers | ota

[menaretrash]

1. We should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.

2. So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?

3. Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Mika looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.

4. that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

5. RYUJI AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.

6. we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive

[ ooc; as a note, i'm not finished with strikers yet. just started jail 6, so no spoilers please! and also, i won't be flinging off any spoilers either unless both parties are in agreement and if that happens, i'll make sure to put 'spoilers' in the header. ]

5

[blue_eyed_obsession]

This had better be a misfire, because I assure you I am not skittish of thunderstorms and a pet of any kind would ruin the pristine nature of my domicile. It would not be appreciated.

6.

[darkdork]

sucks to be them. they got up there somehow, they'll find a way down. gravity'll do the work eventually.

5

[fashionglasses]

I already have one.

He doesn't help.

yamada || river city girls || ota

[darkdork]

1. I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet

2. As she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed "PRISON RULES", and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.

3. Fuck that, come over. Let's get drunk and judge people.

4. So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.

5. (text him)

hermann gottlieb | pacific rim

[bijective]

[Reposting my tfln thread from over yonder! I added a couple of new ones for some extra ~*spice*~ in addition to a couple responses I need to add!]

i.) The same idiot bubble. This time it is bigger and louder.

ii.) Once more, the fruit that you bought in bulk has gone rotten.

iii.) Death, taxes, and you sending me inebriated texts are three certainties in life.

iv.) I am no disposition to offer you advice on your collection of succulents.

v.) I have followed up with the noise complaint on several occasions. The closest thing I have for a response is a wink emoticon.

vi.) There is approximately nine pounds worth of birdseed on my desk. I am certainly not in a Friday mood.

vii.) {wild card: text this nerd}

for newton | {groupiedrifter}

[bijective]

[Continued from this thread.]

[There is not enough time for Hermann to blurt out a rebuttal by the time Newton storms off. These so-called fruits of his labor would be appropriate if this entire kitchen area isn’t in such disarray. Packets of high-sodium crisps and rotten fruit are splayed on top of their small countertops.

Hermann huffs. Yet another mess he must clean up after Newton! The stress leaves a twinge of pain in his leg. Not much he can do in that regard but tightly squeeze the handle of his cane.

He saunters over to discard rotten apples, oranges, bananas into the rubbish bin. As much as he hates to admit it, it was a damn shame he didn’t partake in a few slices of oranges. Now they sit there molded and deflated, loss of the opportunity to be paired with tea.

Next is… the junk food. A simple task to toss the rest of the biscuits and crisps into the bin.

But he doesn’t. He opens the cupboard to deposit the tin of Pringles Sour Cream but notices--]

…?

[‘Honestly! Must he overdo it?!’ Ten entire boxes of Lemon-Up biscuits. He remembers when Newton first brought them into the pantry. It was one of those weeks where he felt peckish. Two biscuits turned into four, then four into eight. Not his proudest moment in dietary decisions, but they were lovely to have.

A bitter aftertaste is left in the back of his throat. Hermann can easily chide Newton once more for being reckless with his food purchase. Now, however, he can’t find it in him to file another report. He continues to clean the rest of the mess.]

[Hours later, Hermann returns to the lab clad in his oversized parka and carrying a plastic bag.]

Dr. Geis—Newton.

[He hobbles closer towards his side of the lab and places the bag on top of the desk.]

I took the liberty and brought my dinner in for tonight. Though I’m afraid the portion-sizes are far too big for my tastes. You’re free to partake if you’d like.  

[If Newton is sharp enough he will probably notice it’s from his favorite Chinese spots. Hermann noticed how the biologist likes to nosh on more of the appetizers than the actual entrees.]

Annie Dyer | OC

[ohmyscream]

1 So there is a bear in this hotel lobby. Everyone is acting like this is normal, send help.

2 I'm at this party. It's so boring I almost want the cops to show up.

3 Did you just take my car and ditch me?

4 Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"

5 The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.

6 ( text her )

1

[brokenbirds]

first question: did u accidentally book your hotel the same weekend as a furry convention

it has happened to me twice

Saxsice King | OC

[queenking]

i. location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.

ii. This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to "be on you". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up! :)

iii. On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.

[gotspirit]

noooo come on dude give it back!!!!!!
shit was just getting hilarious
this guy's comedy gold

3

[decipi]

ok but now do they think u are going to turn into one??
bc that is kind of mean

and kind of awesome

pennhurst || oc

[gotspirit]

1. the paramedic just looked at me and was like
   "you again?!?!??"


2. i will be the first lesbian to fail women's studies


3. well obviously you have a ghost in your house
   who's taking showers in your bathroom and doing your cocaine


4. can i come by?
   i want you to meet my squirrel

3 (voice testing this guy!)

[solidumsomnia]

i know i have a ghost in my house genius but hes not doing either of those things

hes only in the bathroom cause hes trying to drink the mountain dew again