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[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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Ann Takamaki | Persona 5 Royal/Strikers | ota

[menaretrash]

1. We should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.

2. So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?

3. Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Mika looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.

4. that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

5. RYUJI AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.

6. we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive

[ ooc; as a note, i'm not finished with strikers yet. just started jail 6, so no spoilers please! and also, i won't be flinging off any spoilers either unless both parties are in agreement and if that happens, i'll make sure to put 'spoilers' in the header. ]

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[blue_eyed_obsession]

This had better be a misfire, because I assure you I am not skittish of thunderstorms and a pet of any kind would ruin the pristine nature of my domicile. It would not be appreciated.

[menaretrash]

sorry my bad this was meant for Mokuba

[blue_eyed_obsession]

Now you're just messing with me.

[menaretrash]

I am not. Do you remember a few months ago when I came over with Morgana, and then we got really distracted and he got locked in that room and we maybe sorta forgot about him? Your little brother was the one who let him out, and he mentioned REALLY liking Morgana. For the record, Morgana liked him a lot too.

But listen, hear me out: Mokuba deserves a cat. He's a good kid who works really hard, and cats are super easy to care for!

[blue_eyed_obsession]

Yeah.

[COUGH. He remembered that time quite fondly, but his one word reply didn't give away as much. The mention of that encounter did the trick of garnering his full attention though]

Hold up, before this goes any farther let me get a few of the details straight. You were going to message my brother about this before running it by me? .. Because that's what I'm hearing. As his guardian, I should be consulted before you go getting his hopes up about receiving a living, breathing creature that's going to need more attention than either one of us can give it.

[menaretrash]

[ Of course he remembers. A Kaiba #neverforgets~ ]

I sent you a text about it a week ago and you didn't respond. [ THE TEXT WAS VAGUE SHHH ] And cats don't need THAT much attention. That's what evenings are for, and besides, you have a ton of people that care for your home even when you're not there. You also have me, someone willing to care for the kitty if there was a time that you or Mokuba couldn't. It's not like a dog that needs a constant companion.

[blue_eyed_obsession]

That one about the crepe shop altering it's hours or the one about the Ryuji getting his shirttail caught in one of the lockers that none of you knew the combination to? Neither one of them seemed pressing or feline related. [He'd muted his phone on both days] They shed. They need litter boxes, and regular meals. Also, evenings wouldn't matter if we were in another country at the time. [Trying to the ignore that he could employ several employees that could see to the cleanliness factor and care] Why do you think he needs a cat anyway? He has me.

[menaretrash]

No, and I know you didn't even open the video file I sent you of Ryuji ripping his entire shirt in his attempt to free himself. I'll have you know that thing got two hundred views on social media. The one in question was a meme of business cat, along with the delightfully worded poem, written by yours truly: roses are red, violets are blue. feline for mokuba!

that was it

that was the poem

Anyways, shedding isn't a problem with certain types of cats, litter boxes are EASY to clean, and also, cats themselves are very clean animals. If you were in another country, I'd be glad to take the kitty in until you came back. It isn't that big of a deal. And yes, he has you, but it's not the same as having a pet. Don't you think he doesn't get lonely when you're busy? And besides, you can't be with him all the time. Pets are great for relieving stress, too, you know. He's got a lot on his plate for such a young man, and you know that, too. Can't you even agree to a trial run to see how it works? If it doesn't work out, I'll take the cat in and keep it.

6.

[darkdork]

sucks to be them. they got up there somehow, they'll find a way down. gravity'll do the work eventually.

[menaretrash]

i think we're gonna turn around and try to get them out before they fall and break their faces tbh

[darkdork]

oh come on, what'll they learn then??

[menaretrash]

that they shouldn't mildly inconvenience their elders

not that i'm saying we're old

i'm definitely not old

[darkdork]

geeze, got a complex much? LMAO

i'll tell you what they'll learn. they'll learn that they don't have to get out of their own messes even when it's totally their fault. getting hurt is a pretty strong incentive not to screw up again.

[menaretrash]

shut up :|

Yeah, but getting scolded by their parents for doing something stupid is also a good incentive not to screw up again, too. Also, saving mom and dad major medical bills = priceless. And what if they hit their heads and DIE? That's a pretty harsh lesson.

[darkdork]

make me >:|

you seriously care that much? i mean, let's face it if the parents were doing their job the kid probably wouldn't be alone stuck in a tree, right?

well, whatever. it's your time being wasted, i guess. go do the rIgHt ThInG and feel all warm and fuzzy if you have to. i don't care.

[menaretrash]

i will D:<

We all do stupid stuff, especially as kids. Besides, for all we know they were bullied up into that tree... they're little, so, they deserve help. And maybe this will be a lesson to the parents too, then, right?

I will do the right thing, and i'll feel 10/10 great. And then I'll go reward my good deeds with copious amounts of crepes :)

[darkdork]

[ ... Honestly, for all his bluster, the fact that she's reaching out to help a random kid in need is kind of touching. He went through his own problems as a kid and felt like no one had his back, so it just feels like that's how it should be for everyone.

Shit. She's actually kind of cool. Shit. ]

you'll try >:D

you keep wearing your heart on your sleeve like that, it's gonna get bruised pretty easy. or are you really just looking for an excuse to stuff your face?

[ Unfortunately, Yamada is pretty much allergic to conveying his emotions in a healthy sort of way. ]

5

[fashionglasses]

I already have one.

He doesn't help.

[menaretrash]

yeah but that one says he's not really a cat so we've decided to get you a legit cat

maybe the new kitty will be good friends with morgana!! :D

[fashionglasses]

I doubt that.

[menaretrash]

Only one way to find out!! :D anyways you can buy both of them little vests that say 'emotional support animals'. If Morgana complains, tell him that this is the only way he can go into restaurants and enjoy fresh sushi with you!

[fashionglasses]

[This solves Morgana's problem of wanting sushi. This unsolves Ren's problem of not wanting to share his sushi with Morgana.]

Can you have more than one?

[menaretrash]

[ Look at her, helping you with all of your problems, Ren! Aren't you happy?! ]

I can't see why not! Ooo, let's get you a little girl cat! Then we can bedazzle her helper cat vest!!

[fashionglasses]

[He is extremely stressed.]

Don't you want one?

You can have it.