hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

Comments

[queenking]

hey say no more
you had me at "creeping"
good for you.

and hell yeah I did he was throwing nuts
and shot glasses
ain't having that shit today.

[gotspirit]

hold up do you still have his phone
are you a thIEF
!!!

[queenking]

nahhhhh he left it on the bar. along with his wallet. and dignity.

it's not thievery if they're a dick. pretty sure it says that in the bible.

[gotspirit]

oh man beats me
i dropped out of catholic school
well
catholic college

[And she didn't drop out. She got kicked out.]

[queenking]

the fact that you even went for any amount of time, based on our extremely brief conversation, is kind of amazing.

but yeah, this is why lost and founds exist. he can get lost and find himself later.

ba-dum-tss.

[gotspirit]

omg i didn't know you were a comedian

and yeah girl
two whole years almost
they had that sweet sweet financial aid
but we wound up not getting along
yada yada no drugs in the dorms ex cetera

[queenking]

hell yeah, only cause i don't got the face for TV. you'd know if you saw me.

OH well fuck them then no fun allowed in higher education i GUESS.

[gotspirit]

wait i'm calling bs
idk what your face looks like but you sound super hot
i have like a psychic radar for these things

[queenking]

thanks for thinking i sound hot as i text on a phone i stole from a drunk man.

but seriously, i'm all RIGHT but. yakknow. i'm not a hot milf from the 80's

[gotspirit]

you're putting it to better use than he ever did

and technically i'm from the 90s
and don't have any kids
so i'm just an ilf

[queenking]

thanks. i'll use my power wisely.

being a milf is a state of MIND. it's an AESTHETIC. it's even, as the kids say, a "mood".

new journal who dis

[highspirits]

one might even propose
the real milfs were the friends we made along the way??

[this is just getting silly]