The 3am Text Confessions Meme

[pantheraliam]

There’s Something I Need You to Know
Please don’t cancel me

Everyone has their secrets. Some are bigger than others, but it may be any number of things that are weighing down on your conscience. One night, whether it induced by lack of sleep, alcohol consumption, or some supernatural force, you decide to come out with it once and for all. It’s time to confess.

Directions:
1. Post a TL with your character name and canon in the subject line. You can either leave your TL blank for others to come confess, or you can put a confession in your top level. Your character’s confession can be anything from “I killed someone” to “I’m in love with my best friend” to “I’ve never eaten chocolate and vanilla swirl ice cream”. Any and all confessions are welcome - in fact, feel free to put a few different ones in your TL if you want people to pick and choose!
2. Respond to other people’s TLs with either your character’s own confession, or with a response to their’s.
3. Be respectful, follow basic dwrp meme rules, etc.!

Open to all fandom characters, OCs, AUs, CRAUs, etc.. Tagging around is highly encouraged!

Comments

Barrington Whelk | The Raven Cycle | OTA

[cadereagratia]

1 - lightest option
I hate my job and every single one of my students.

2 - slightly heavier option
I hear voices. I see things. It keeps me up at night.

3 - heaviest option
I betrayed the only person I’ve ever truly cared about.

4 - text him

2

[the_phobophage]

everybody's got weird shit

Everybody I know anyway

3

[versigny]

What made you do it?

1.

[lightning_fists]

did you have a bad day, again?

Barrington Whelk (17) | The Raven Cycle | OTA

[procidens]

1 - we’re just gonna go all the way this time
I just killed someone.

2 - text him

1. Imma age Martin down to 17 for this

[the_phobophage]

u neede a hand?

A mix of both?

[oriental_dragon]

sometimes i question your sanity, Barry.

Richard C. Gansey III | The Raven Cycle | OTA

[kingseeking]

((ooc: I’ve only read book one all the way through so far, so please avoid spoilers beyond that!))

1 - lightest option
I’m not actually sure I’ve ever been to a Wal-Mart.

2 - slightly heavier option
I’m not always proud to be myself. I know I have plenty of flaws. I try so hard to keep myself and everyone else afloat, and it’s exhausting. Sometimes I feel like it’s too much to handle.
((ooc: not sure he’d send this to anyone in the gangsey, but it could be a misfire, or maybe he’s just really sleep deprived and anxious idk))

3 - heaviest option
Death terrifies me, but it’s not my own I’m worried about. Not really.

4 - text him

2

[notjane]

Long night, Gansey?

You know it’s not your job to save everyone, right? I thought rich boys like you had more important things to worry about... like Welsh kings.

1

[versigny]

You're lucky. I promise you're not missing out on much.

...But they do have amazingly tiny 50 cent pies that always sound like a good idea at 2AM.

2

[dreamtheft]

you and adam get into another fight?

Ren Amamiya (Joker) | Persona 5 (Vanilla) | OTA

[fashionglasses]

((ooc: I’m just before sending Shido’s calling card, so try not to spoil beyond that point!))

1 - light
I’m dating more than one person.

2 - slightly heavier
It hurt to be abandoned.

3 - text him

Haha...the first one

[lethaljustice]

...I’m sorry? Is that a joke?

1

[dumpset]

you can do that?

2

[whatsamada]

Amamiya-san, what’s wrong?

Martin | Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

[the_phobophage]

1. I can't see shit without my glasses

2. I only went to school until I was 13

3. I hate feeding off regular humans

Tooru Oikawa | Haikyuu | OTA

[thegreatking]

1. Romance option??
I think I love my best friend.

2. Physical pain option
The pain in my knee is a lot worse than I’ve been letting on. I don’t know how much longer I can do this.

3. Emotional pain option
I’m never going to be good enough. No matter how hard I work and how long I train or how much I smile there will always be someone better than me.

4. Just text him, do it. He dares you.

1

[middleturnip]

IWAIZUMI-SENPAI??

[???

[You probably didn’t mean to text him, did you?]

3

[bluecastleace]

[What a text to receive at 3am. Imagine a big yawn, some eye-rubbing, and then a sigh as he sits up in bed.]

Long night, Tooru?

2

[kunimeh]

eh?
oikawa-senpai?

[1. Oikawa may have woken him up with this text so he's a bit drowsy, but also
2. HOLY SHIT WHAT?! Why is he being delivered such delicate information?
And 3. If it's true, what does he even say?]

4 misfire, for the lols

[dumpset]

he's a lot nicer than oikawa, but not as pretty

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

[featuring some light fanon, also not the most direct secret-confessions but they're not very hard to figure out.]

1. i'm not lazy (well not as lazy as you think i am) and i'm not tired all the time for no reason, i just don't want people to worry about me

2. i rly don't care about how kageyama treated me in junior high anymore, i'm pissed at him bc kindaichi's still obsessed with him and kageyama doesn't deserve that much attention

3. i've had a huge crush on tsukishima kei ever since that camp at stz but can't talk to anyone here about it bc karasuno's still a touchy topic

2

[middleturnip]

lol

[Positively no humor in that.]

wrong person huh

real nice kunimi

shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

1. I know I joined Shiratorizawa with the specific goal of not being the team's star or ace, but the way Goshiki was anointed with that blessing the moment he stepped through the gymnasium door still makes me so jealous I could strangle him.

2. I'm terrified of taking over as captain. I know damn well that I represent the antithesis of everything our fans, our coach, and even my teammates usually expect from their leaders.

3. Sometimes I think our loss against Karasuno saved me from becoming a truly terrible person.

[And for anyone who'd like a lighter option, the least shocking confession ever:]

4. I'm in love with Ushijima-san.

3

[oriental_dragon]

guess there /is/ something to that whole 'learn from your failures' thing

barrington whelk | trc (closed)

[sacrificious]

I miss him.

[Spoken to the stale, reeking air in his townhouse after a particularly nasty bender. He can feel mould in his lungs from the not-quite-empty microwave dinner boxes around him, and the floor tugs at his cheek when he tries to peel it off the linoleum - what exactly has dried there, vomit or alcohol? Both? There's a cigarette butt stuck in the mystery substance a few feet away, adding the last dash of je ne sais quoi to Postcards from The Wreckage of a Life.

It's all such a cliche. He's such a cliche. That isn't actually the worst part but he tells himself it is when he's this low. Once upon a time, he used to have style.]

Useless, pathetic son of a bitch.

[He both does and doesn't mean himself, but in this case, he's not addressing himself. He's addressing the silent second presence in every single moment of every single day of his life. It's something he hasn't tried, so why not? What's that inane expression about the definition of insanity? Something something expect different results from the same actions.]

I fuckin' - I missed you right away and I've never stopped. For all that means now, all that matters, I do. Stupid goddamn Czerny. I miss you.

kill bill sirens

[decipi]

[Sometimes people can see Noah. Sometimes they can't. Henrietta rests close enough to the ley line that he can maneuver his way through most of it. But his family hasn't ever seen him in their windows, and sometimes the waitresses at Nino's don't bother placing a menu in front of him.

[Barry doesn't ever see him. But Noah sees him sometimes.

[There's a couple of strange things about being dead. One is that people never ask for you when they can't see you. Another is that you don't always choose where you get to go.

[When Whelk says his name, Noah finds himself in his townhouse. Postcards from the Wreckage of a Life is right. It's a terrible sight to take in. The words are harder though. Permanently slumped shoulders slump more lowly, while restless hands that don't belong anywhere toy with the hem of a faded Aglionby sweater.

[He can't see me, Noah thinks. But what he says is:] Barry...?