hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect | ota

[thearchangel]

1) Was wondering if I fell or maybe got hit by a truck, then I remembered. It's because I did a splits contest at the bar.

2) Why do I have a memory of one of the crew wearing a vorcha mask and socks? And only the vorcha mask and socks, mind you.

3) Watching him and Tali argue over drinks who's going to chop the coffee table in half with their biotics. You see the issue here.

4) there are 5 pictures on my omnitool from last night. 4 are too blurry to make out and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth. Naked.

5) text him?

(( any canonpoint works, excuse the mostly ME2 icons - trying to dust off an old character ))

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[allpowerfulme]

that was joker. thought itd be fun to challenge me to a drinking contest.

i mean it WAS fun for me and everybody else who watched him get drunk off his ass, but i dont think hell feel the same way when he remembers how the night ended.

[thearchangel]

So that's why I couldn't place it.

I don't think I've seen him stand up. Ever.

[allpowerfulme]

well he definitely wasnt standing by the end of it. shepard had to carry him out of the room once he hit the ground, but he was still wearing the mask and barking.

it was great.

[thearchangel]

Wait - barking?

Did anyone record it?

1/2

[allpowerfulme]

kasumi sent it to me this morning, hang on

2/2 :')

[allpowerfulme]

enjoy.

BEAUTIFUL

[thearchangel]

Okay

I don't get it. Where's Joker? Who is this?

3 ofc

[keelahsebye]

The issue is that I would have WON.

[thearchangel]

In a biotics competition?

Do quarians even have biotics?

[keelahsebye]

I could get some. I'd get them before YOU did. Or Joker!

[thearchangel]

I think someone needs to cut you off before you ... how did that guard on Noveria put it?

Crush someone's trachea with your brain?

[keelahsebye]

Someone needs to cut YOU off!!!!

I could crush...so many trachea. Better than any
five fingers???
Not enough room to fit trachea between fingers!!

[thearchangel]

I'm not the one yelling 'tequila-selai' in the bathroom.

Yes, Tali, humans and asari have five fingers. I think krogan too but I never really had that chat with Wrex.

[keelahsebye]

No, because that's our thing. You can say "grrr hrr calibrations" and I can't.

Why?? What is the use of that many! What are they DOING with them all??

[thearchangel]

I don't say

Okay, maybe I do. But I don't say it like that.


Well... I can think of a couple things one human does with them all.

[keelahsebye]

Hrrrrrrgggg CALIBRATIONS. That's you.

Garrus
Vakarius
No, VAkarrus.

Whatever.

Someday, when you least expect it

You will be sleeping soundly

And dreaming of calibrating big guns

And I will sneak up to you

With the sneakiest of sneaks

And I will take off my mask

And sneeze into your face.

[computingpi]

Okay, one. That's so not how biotics work.

Two, I could definitely get them before you.

Just saying.

[keelahsebye]

One - says who?

Two - you WISH, Moreau!!

[computingpi]

Quarians don't become biotics. Wouldn't a dust up of eezo like, kill off an entire ship?

Psh, please. I've done all the prep work, I'm miles ahead of you. Ever read Spiderman? I have. Every historical issue.

[keelahsebye]

Keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep at night. It'll make the inevitable quarian biotic rise-up all the more unexpected.

Ewwwww. Why would you want to become a spider?? Spiders are TERRIBLE.

[thearchangel]

Good luck. I've been trying to convince her that isn't how biotics work since she was on shot number 4.

[computingpi]

She going on about emergency induction ports again yet?

[thearchangel]

Always.

Tell her it's a straw and it's like you've just insulted her.

[computingpi]

Hey, what do you think would happen if someone, like, injected alcohol into her suit's system? Would she be drunk forever or become too powerful to ever get drunk?