hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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[thearchangel]

In a biotics competition?

Do quarians even have biotics?

[keelahsebye]

I could get some. I'd get them before YOU did. Or Joker!

[thearchangel]

I think someone needs to cut you off before you ... how did that guard on Noveria put it?

Crush someone's trachea with your brain?

[keelahsebye]

Someone needs to cut YOU off!!!!

I could crush...so many trachea. Better than any
five fingers???
Not enough room to fit trachea between fingers!!

[thearchangel]

I'm not the one yelling 'tequila-selai' in the bathroom.

Yes, Tali, humans and asari have five fingers. I think krogan too but I never really had that chat with Wrex.

[keelahsebye]

No, because that's our thing. You can say "grrr hrr calibrations" and I can't.

Why?? What is the use of that many! What are they DOING with them all??

[thearchangel]

I don't say

Okay, maybe I do. But I don't say it like that.


Well... I can think of a couple things one human does with them all.

[keelahsebye]

Hrrrrrrgggg CALIBRATIONS. That's you.

Garrus
Vakarius
No, VAkarrus.

Whatever.

Someday, when you least expect it

You will be sleeping soundly

And dreaming of calibrating big guns

And I will sneak up to you

With the sneakiest of sneaks

And I will take off my mask

And sneeze into your face.

[thearchangel]

I do not say "hrrg"

[Oh my god Tali please drink some water.]

Wouldn't it be more threatening it I were the one sneezing in your face?

I thought the whole point of the suit was to not have any germs to pass on.

[keelahsebye]

You definitely do. When you're out getting shot at you're like "one less to worry about!" and "hrrg!" the whole time!

Garrus why would I wake you up to sneeze into MY face?

That's so dumb.

[thearchangel]

I definitely do not do that.

[Yes you do, Garrus.]

Why would YOU sneeze into MY face?

[keelahsebye]

To assert my dominance.

[OBVIOUSLY, GARRUS.]

[thearchangel]

Right.

Okay. Let's pretend that makes sense - and get you some fluids.



Fluids that aren't 90 proof.

[computingpi]

Okay, one. That's so not how biotics work.

Two, I could definitely get them before you.

Just saying.

[keelahsebye]

One - says who?

Two - you WISH, Moreau!!

[computingpi]

Quarians don't become biotics. Wouldn't a dust up of eezo like, kill off an entire ship?

Psh, please. I've done all the prep work, I'm miles ahead of you. Ever read Spiderman? I have. Every historical issue.

[keelahsebye]

Keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep at night. It'll make the inevitable quarian biotic rise-up all the more unexpected.

Ewwwww. Why would you want to become a spider?? Spiders are TERRIBLE.

[thearchangel]

Good luck. I've been trying to convince her that isn't how biotics work since she was on shot number 4.

[computingpi]

She going on about emergency induction ports again yet?

[thearchangel]

Always.

Tell her it's a straw and it's like you've just insulted her.

[computingpi]

Hey, what do you think would happen if someone, like, injected alcohol into her suit's system? Would she be drunk forever or become too powerful to ever get drunk?

[thearchangel]

Yeah, I think that'd probably have some kind of infection repercussion more than anything.