hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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Newt Geiszler | Pacific Rim

[groupiedrifter]

[Reposting my thread from the last tlfn I did; if anyone from there wants to continue here, feel free to link and continue!]

1. I made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalyzer.

2. I just realized u compared me to a coconut.

3. Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...

4. Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.

5. i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach.

6. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

7. im on a boat

8. You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how".

9. Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.

10. (WILDCARD ME.)

1.

[redelcastello]

99% sure that ain't how that works.


that being said


did it??

[groupiedrifter]

The night is young, my bank account is still in the green.

But I do have it on video. Isn't that binding? I feel like it's binding.

[redelcastello]

If the video isn't, at the very least the pinkie promise is.
That's just fact.

[groupiedrifter]

See, that's exactly what I'm going for!

If I'm being honest, pinky promising should be a more common form of agreement. I mean, as long as it's on film. Just whip out a phone, record it in first person, and you've got yourself set!

[redelcastello]

100%

Hey, you know where pinky promises even come from?
Japan.

The whole thing was if you broke the promise you had to cut your pinky off 😬

Nothin like the risk of losing a body part to keep you honest.

[groupiedrifter]

Are you telling me I could potentially earn a cop's pinky finger from this debacle????

[soulmakingsound]

A snake is not a turtle, but Gamera is my favourite Kaiju
Though his concept of physics is non-existent

Compliments for juice boxes. A fair trade, I feel

[groupiedrifter]

Absolutely the fairest trade!

I guess getting hit by flying shrapnel isn't the WORST thing in the world.

Maybe second to last.

Did you see how pale Hermann got over the blood, though? Priceless.

[... JUST PRETEND NEWT WASN'T AS WHITE AS A SHEET EITHER.]

[soulmakingsound]

Hermann is naturally very pale complexioned, it's hard to tell when he gets paler

You're ruddier, and have tattoos
Paleness stands out more on you

[groupiedrifter]

I have no clue what ur going on about, Riv.

[soulmakingsound]

She sticks her tongue out at her phone and hope that's conveyed in the tone of her message.

Hermann is already pale. If he went white as a
sheet could we tell?
You're more olive toned
If you went pale, we could tell

[groupiedrifter]

[TBH it probably very much was, thank you.]

Are you implying I got pale, too?
No way, I handled it like a champ.

The bloodloss, that probably made me look pale.
That's all.

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[righthemisphere]

1, is it going fast

and

2) do you have a nautical themed pashmina afghan

[groupiedrifter]

Actually, it's an old Chinese fisherman who can't speak English driving at about 5 mph. Maybe 6. I can't exactly remember how I got here? But I am missing a shoe.



I should've asked more about that baijiu drink they kept giving me.



How did you know about the nautical themed pashmina afghan?

[righthemisphere]

Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat

You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

[groupiedrifter]

Raleigh, it's a great song and the inspo for this entire look, but a little seriousness here. I'm lost at sea. Kinda.

I mean, it's part of the ocean. It turns into the ocean eventually.

Am I technically kidnapped if I ask to go back to land and he just looks at me funny?



Tell Hermann if I drown at sea, it's his fault for not supporting me in my musical hobbies.

[righthemisphere]

[If this is serious then why the hell are you texting him, weirdo. Then again, he's a ranger and all. God how did you even get his number??]

Do you actually need help or are you good

[groupiedrifter]

Yes!
No.
I don't know.

I can't tell Hermann about this, he'll never let me live it down.



And it's not like I have a lot of friends to call here. Who are handy right now. And speak Mandarin.

[or at all, he doesn't have a lot of friends, okay]

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[seirdomly]

Oh, oh! I know this one!!

Marco! Marco!!

That's how it's done, right?

[groupiedrifter]

NOT HELPING.

Wait who is this??? Why are you in my mass texting list????
Why is your contact name just a devil emoji?

[seirdomly]

You're supposed to say "Polo!" :(

I mean. 😈😈😈😈 Look at them, they're cute!! Who wouldn't want them as their contact name?

Besides, if I told youuuuuuu, then it'd ruin the mystery, right?

[groupiedrifter]

Did we meet at the concert? I feel like we probably met at the concert.

At least you're not the guy with the clown face emoji.




God, my head is killing me.

[seirdomly]

Oh, we might've.

I mean, I COULD be, but I don't like clowns. ): They're not fun.


Sounds about right. You went pretty hard, the headache makes up for it now.

[groupiedrifter]

The only clown I wanna see is on the front of a McDonald's bag, and even then, I'm turning the bag around.

Oh, man. OK, OK, that checks out. I barely remember a thing about it.



Awesome.