Actually, it's an old Chinese fisherman who can't speak English driving at about 5 mph. Maybe 6. I can't exactly remember how I got here? But I am missing a shoe.
I should've asked more about that baijiu drink they kept giving me.
How did you know about the nautical themed pashmina afghan?
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I should've asked more about that baijiu drink they kept giving me.
How did you know about the nautical themed pashmina afghan?
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Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
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I mean, it's part of the ocean. It turns into the ocean eventually.
Am I technically kidnapped if I ask to go back to land and he just looks at me funny?
Tell Hermann if I drown at sea, it's his fault for not supporting me in my musical hobbies.
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Do you actually need help or are you good
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No.
I don't know.
I can't tell Hermann about this, he'll never let me live it down.
And it's not like I have a lot of friends to call here. Who are handy right now. And speak Mandarin.
[or at all, he doesn't have a lot of friends, okay]