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hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

its 4am in São Paulo and im still trying to be awake enough to brain.
but if you have to look at it all day is it at least a pretty lookin chicken? or a decent lookin neighbor?

I have no idea how to answer that question, but I'm a little insulted that you think I spend my entire day watching this man walk his chicken.

i have a lot of ground to make up for in the insulting department so i thought to hit two chickens with one text, as it were...

[ That, or she can't fully register what she's saying just yet. ]

So now I’m the chicken. Lovely.

Am I at least a nice looking one? Since that seems to be your favorite question.

maybe. when youre not being grumpy. idk, i havent seen the other one yet.

It’s average at best.

then i guess you win by default cuz youre at least sometimes adorable

Hm. When would that be?

when youre being nice. and sometimes when youre in your happy-drunk mood.

Am I ever nice? It's not intentional.

i distinctly remember a few nights where the insults werent as biting.

I see. I'll have to keep an eye on that from now on.

maybe you were just tired or sick. or using me as a guinea pig for one of your random social experiments.

either way, it was pleasant.

Now, I definitely don't want to be pleasant.

[He idly hopes she can tell he's teasing. They've been friends for almost a decade, but sometimes he still worries about pissing her off one too many times.]

[ She certainly didn't hear a denial on his social experiements. ]

oh no, heaven forbid that youre ever completely /agreeable/ for more than five minutes at a time~