hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

Comments

[cadereagratia]

[He gathers that surprisingly quickly. Probably because he's used to using unnecessarily flowery language despite now being a common rube.]

Forgive my ignorance. [He's not actually sorry, just pretentious.]

Would you consider yourself entirely separate from a human then?

[saltedcarmel]

nbd you have more important shit to do like grade papers in a bar anyway me specifically or werewolves generally?

[Those are two different answers, just because like. She's biologically human. Her cousins are, like. Deeply not.]

[cadereagratia]

[She just had to slide that dig in there one more time, didn't she?]

Both. Educate me.

[saltedcarmel]

uhhhh from a science perspective werewolves arent human theyre like

ok so the #lore goes the rabbit in the moon created the wolves to protect the forest etc w/e and gave them human form to speak to the humans bc humans are kinda garbage and needed to be babysat or theyd destroy the world

[And, like. Not wrong??? Not wrong.]

anyway im what they call a recessive in that my family married into a werewolf pack like 200 years ago and like 70% chance we come out human and 30% we come out wolf

[Probably because they keep marrying werewolves. Probably because that.]

[cadereagratia]

So then. Are you the 70% or the 30%?

[saltedcarmel]

thats for me to know and you to wonder about when youre lying in bed thinking about me bc im your coolest friend

[cadereagratia]

[By sheer process of elimination, she is not incorrect about being his coolest friend. Jonah Milo and he went out for drinks one Friday (after much convincing), but Jonah Milo is not a werewolf (that Whelk knows of).]

I am interested in learning more. [Weird to admit. But not untrue. He should definitely stop texting this person who is young enough to be in one of his senior classes. And yet here he is.] Considering you're a dangerous criminal, I suppose it's wise to attempt staying on your good side, hm?