1. I found a twelve pack under my bed and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
2. I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
3. What's wrong with me. I have a coffee mug of wine in the library and I'm doing homework.
4. It'll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting, contemporary shit. Collage....
5. I just came really close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the Louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go.
grantaire | les mis
2. I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
3. What's wrong with me. I have a coffee mug of wine in the library and I'm doing homework.
4. It'll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting, contemporary shit. Collage....
5. I just came really close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the Louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go.
6. Text him!