hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

Comments

[brokenbirds]

a couple of times at least

im pretty sure he's just being nice to me bc I'm his best customer tbh

[halfawake]

nah i've seen the way he looks at you

kinda creepy but there's something there

[brokenbirds]

aw don't say that abbas isn't creepy he just has social deficits

now ur kind of making me want to throw him a bone

[halfawake]

i find it creepy cause you're like half his age

but you do you

i'd advise against it cause if you break his heart, you'll have to find a new liquor store

[brokenbirds]

you make two very good points, but if abbas is just a man in love, i'm not going to blame him for that

either way there are like six liquor stores on my street and at least two of them do doordash i think i'll be fine

[halfawake]

dude.

how are there six liquor stores in your street alone?

are they all competing against each other for your attention? should i be worried?

[brokenbirds]

whether or not you should be worried has nothing to do with how many liquor stores I live nearby, but also I live in nyc so like

its really not that weird

[halfawake]

[ so does she, but she lives in the more suburban area so there are no liquor stores lining along her street. ]

alright, taking your word for it

[brokenbirds]

take it then but if u sell it i want royalties