hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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[cadereagratia]

She didn't do anything to me. She told me that she could drink me under the table, and that if I proved her wrong, she'd buy my alcohol the rest of the night.

As well as the alcohol for the contest. Really, it's a win-win situation either way.

[Barrington Whelk is consistently two things: very broke, and very desperate to get drunk.]

[halfawake]

you know if she dies, you could be held liable for it, right?

[cadereagratia]

How in the world do you figure that? I'm not forcing the liquor down her throat.

[halfawake]

i'm just laying out the possibilities for you. the system works against us.

plus it'd be a drag to receive calls from you from prison

[cadereagratia]

Bold of you to assume that I'd waste my prison calls on you.

[As if he'd have anyone else to call. Maybe he could hang out with his dad behind bars though.

[Disgusting. He hates the idea of prison. The thought makes him physically recoil. There are few things worse than being poor. Prison is one of them.]

If she dies, it's her own fault. I'm getting drunk.

[halfawake]

[ son of a bitch.

mj has this tendency to make it seem like she doesn't care about others when she actually does. whelk makes it extremely difficult for her not to show it. ]

at least send me your location so i know where to pick up your dead body

[ ugh, weak. ]

I guess they're in college rn idk LOL

[cadereagratia]

[Ew, stop caring about him.]

I'm at the shitty townie bar on 9th.

Why are you all twisted up about this? I will have you know that I am over twenty-one and capable of making my own decisions. I'll be fine.