1. I was ready to conquer the fucking world. I would have fought Vin Diesel to the death without hesitation.
2. Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head.
3. You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock.
4. We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or you're getting a child leash.
Charlotte Lowell | Original [WoD/White Wolf] | OTA
2. Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head.
3. You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock.
4. We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or you're getting a child leash.
5. [Misfire/Text her!]
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