hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

Comments

[saltedcarmel]

ok so if the scale is dead to alive at the end of the week, where does "might get expelled" fall

[halfawake]

i'd say you're hitting it pretty close to causing their death since their parents probably won't be too happy about them getting expelled

what are you telling these kids?

[saltedcarmel]

idk man my cousins kid comes up to me and tells me hes getting bullied so i was like "just kick the fucker in the balls" bc its what i would do

then i mightve told him id come pick him up from school to subtly intimidate any loser children that are bothering him but then i remembered that if i beat up a kid thats illegal

[halfawake]

there are ways to torment bullies without getting caught

takes more work but it would get the job done

[ she'll just leave it at that ]

[saltedcarmel]

listen i have a very limited problem solving skillset mj either i fight people and get arrested or i intimidate them until they dont want to fight me

[halfawake]

carms. what i'm trying to say is next time, if you don't wanna get in trouble, you can come to me for advice

[saltedcarmel]

o wise and beautiful mj how do i intimidate a bunch of 12 year olds into respecting my cousins pronouns and shit?

[halfawake]

first, tell your cousin that the best way to beat bullies is to become more successful than them.

next, the bullies. there are a lot of things we can do. there's the good ol' mirror writing trick where whenever they step out of the stall in their school bathroom, they'll see writing on a mirror that'll say something along the lines of i know what you did.

or we can have them think a creepy doll or ghost is following after them, and if they don't stop their bullying, something bad will happen. we don't even have to elaborate what it will be. i'm sure whatever they imagine will be scary enough.