hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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@cupandsorcerer

[ornithologia]

i mean, yeah
part and parcel of me being what i am

no, but most demons are about as good at bullshitting as any good lawyer

[cupandsorcerer]

i didnt know that was a thing!!!

wait but

do you get it notorized???

[ornithologia]

yes but no? it's not notorization in the sense that most humans think it is. hell has its own systems for it. who do you think they got the ideas for it from?

[cupandsorcerer]

uhhh well if i'm being honest i guess i never actually thought about it before...

grandfather knows this stuff, not me.

[ornithologia]

ah
well, point is that there's some paperwork, but it's not like exactly how it is in the mortal world

[cupandsorcerer]

humans are mortal, right?

[ornithologia]

yeah, for the most part. there's been a few exceptions, but most of them are well.

brought back down to earth from either other people or others like us

[cupandsorcerer]

back down?

do they fly?

wait, if their so good at flying, how come they never do it!?

[ornithologia]

they could, but I mean more about those people getting too arrogant for their own good

[cupandsorcerer]

i want to see human wings...

[ornithologia]

humans generally don't have wings, kiddo. those that do aren't technically fully human anymore.

[cupandsorcerer]

ohhhhhhh...

that explains why i never saw them before on tv or anything...

huh? wait! hold up! how do you just stop being human? can they make me stop being a dragon!?

[ornithologia]

not like that
listen
trying to do that is just gonna end in pain and misery
usually the only way that happens is with some seriously powerful magic, and that always comes with a price
and it's never good

trust me on this.

[cupandsorcerer]

but its easy to chanfe humans?

i hope their isn't a test on this when i get home...

[ornithologia]

probably not a test, just saying that changing things like that is ... not a good idea in the long run

[cupandsorcerer]

theres just so much i've got to learn

[ornithologia]

it is a lot sometimes, yeah
but you've got time

[cupandsorcerer]

grandfather said that too but he still owns a toga

and their are no togas anywhere

[ornithologia]

well, unless you count Halloween costumes
but he's not wrong
time passes differently for beings like you and i

[cupandsorcerer]

huh...

but halloween is the one where everyone looks sexy right?

[ornithologia]

sexy, scary, whatever
point is that people like dressing up as different things, whether it be different professions to different creatures altogether. it's also a nice break for some of us who have to keep up constant glamours.

[cupandsorcerer]

i've eeen it on tv before but i haven't gotten a chance to try it out yet!

i could be a sexy dragon i think that would be easy

or sexy baby?

[ornithologia]

you could, but i don't know if it's the best idea. start with something subtle first and then move up to it

or smth like that

i'd rather not get a call from your family asking why there's been sightings of dragons in the area

[cupandsorcerer]

nobody questions seeing a bird... unless that autobon guy is still around?

he sounded sooo creepy!

[ornithologia]

you should be good
and like
being a straight-up bird shouldn't attract any attention

if nothing else, i can accompany you on that since my other form is a bird too