hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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[kingseeking]

I'm not obtuse enough to think that goats actually eat people.

[...right?]

[aluciner]

[Ronan lets Gansey sit with that potential fear for a good ten minutes while he collects Chainsaw, gets into his car, and starts driving out of Henrietta because he's a good friend who is going to drive around the north edge of town until he finds goats and maybe Gansey. He deserves little a practical joking, as a treat. Then:]

Of course not. They're herbivores, but they will chew on anything they can reach.

[kingseeking]

[Gansey long ago gave up wondering what takes so long for Ronan to text back, so he doesn't wonder, and he doesn't ask. But he does have little a fear, as a treat (for Ronan).]

I'm going to be stark naked by the time you get here.

Tell me you're in the car, and then tell me you're not texting while driving.

[aluciner]

I'm in the car.

[Ronan doesn't lie and therefore will not tell Gansey that he's not texting while driving. It's fine, don't worry about it. You should've texted Adam if you wanted this solved safely.]

[kingseeking]

I really wish you wouldn't do that.

[aluciner]

People getting their ass rescued don't get to make requests.

[kingseeking]

Behind the wheel is when you choose to actually use your phone.

I'm going to stop texting you until you get here.

[aluciner]

Yes.

[Then, like fifteen minutes later:]

Hey, I think this goat just walked past the car with your shoe.

[Then, like five minutes after that:]

I have your shoe, but it's a lost cause. Where the hell are you?