hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

Comments

[firstheir]

What'd she do when there was no quarter?

[brokenbirds]

Accused me of stealing it and then threatened to beat my ass for lying, of course.

[firstheir]

Bro.

Should've just given her a quarter.

[brokenbirds]

I said "threatened" didn't I? I was no amateur. Don't think for a second she wouldn't have followed through if I didn't deliver.

[firstheir]

I think your grandma sounds kick ass. And also like she could kick my ass.

[brokenbirds]

She has been dead for almost six years, and I guarantee you she can still kick your ass.

[firstheir]

Trying to think if I have any crazy family stories.

I don't.

But one time, my dad made me hide in the basement when one of his clients came over, and the next thing I knew this guy had a knife to my throat. So that's kind of crazy.

[brokenbirds]

[Uhhhhh...

[Man, what do you even say to something like that?]

Pretty sure that counts as a crazy family story actually.

[firstheir]

I mean, the guy was hot. And he's my best friend now. So it worked out.

[brokenbirds]

[Man, what do you even say to that? Dera's first instinct is to be alarmed, but...his best friend tried to crash his car off a bridge with Dera in it, so. It's not like he doesn't get it. Still. Maybe a red flag.]

Guess so. He sounds pretty wild to me.

[He's...concerned, yeah.]