hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

Comments

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[firstheir]

I suggest saying, "Was your dad arrested for soliciting prostitution?"

[decipi]

is that delicate?? i feel like that's not delicate

+ its like a touchy subject probably

[firstheir]

As someone who's dad is a criminal, it'll be better if you just spit it out. It'll stop you from wondering, at least.

[decipi]

[Well.]

was ur dad arrested for soliciting prostitution?

[firstheir]

My dad's dead, you insensitive prick.

[decipi]

[??? ? ?? ??? ?? ?? but he-- ??? but-- ???]

no see this is what i mean i said delicate!! i am so bad at being delicate dude thats why i asked u for advice

[firstheir]

Relax, Noah, I was just kidding. You're not an insensitive prick.

My dad really is dead, though.

[decipi]

u know what is not cool? making ur bro feel like a mean jerk

sorry bout ur dead dad :C

[firstheir]

It's okay it was kinda deserved.

Sorry about your friend's dad soliciting prostitution and getting caught.

looks like I've chosen a canon point

[decipi]

just asked actually turns out it is way worse than soliciting prostitution

is it just me or is soliciting and prostitution the two biggest words u have ever seen?

[firstheir]

Yeah, let's stop saying them.

What's worse than... The p word?

[decipi]

i just looked it up its pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

that took a rlly long time to type
its the longest word in the english language

also it also starts with a p

[This is surely what Kit meant by "what's worse".]

[firstheir]

[Definitely not what he meant, but.. ]

You're right that's terrible. What does it even mean???

[decipi]

some sort of gnarly lung disease u get from inhaling quartz

isn't quartz a rock tho? i feel like it doesnt need a whole disease name to itself

[firstheir]

But it's like a special rock, right? So it deserves a special word.

Probably?

[decipi]

maybe but probably not the longest word

how do u even say that? I've been trying to for like five minutes