hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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Barrington Whelk (17) | The Raven Cycle | OTA

[procidens]

1. He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco. If you ever get him this high again, I will stab you.

2. I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.

3. We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them...Do other guys do this too? Or is it just us?

4. God bless the petty bitch who invented screenshots.

5. I just gave someone my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

5.

[redelcastello]

Your standards can't be all that high; anyone can use google, dude.

[procidens]

My standards are mid-range at best, and I can afford for that to be the case. Also, it's a matter of putting forth the effort, not having the intelligence. :^)

[redelcastello]

Eh, at least you're honest I guess.

Also, who the fuck puts noses on their smiley faces wtf.

{ Genuine question. Kinda. }

[procidens]

Someone is being awfully judgmental tonight. :^/

[Now he will do it just to antagonize you.]

[redelcastello]

Nah I'm not, I'm just pointing out the fact that putting noses on your smiley faces is weird as shit.

Unless it's Lenny. That dude's the exception to the nose rule.

[procidens]

I don't know who Lenny is, but his name is stupid, and I can guarantee you that I am better than him in every way.

I've earned my nose emoji rights. :^)

[By the way, this is very tough talk coming from someone whose name is literally "Barrington".]

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[kunimeh]

idk either but it sounds defensive
and p sus tbh

are u sure u havent done anything wrong

[procidens]

I have never done anything nor several things wrong, no.

And if anyone asks, it is Noah Czerny that spray painted the Welcome to Henrietta sign last night.

[kunimeh]

alone?

[procidens]

I think his roommate Akira Kunimi was with him. :^)

[He is kidding. Please do not set his bed on fire tonight.]

[kunimeh]

uh huh

noah may be loyal but i will take u down with me :)))))

[procidens]

God, you're so attractive when you threaten me. Don't tempt me, Kunimi. I'm weak.

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[dumpset]

...are you actually taking a screenshot of our conversation rn?

[procidens]

Careful what you say, Tobio. :^)

[dumpset]

you know there's an even pettier bitch that invented the option to edit screenshots

[procidens]

Let's unpack that.

a.) Who takes the time to actually doctor a screenshot in order to humiliate someone?

b.) Who would believe that I would take the time to do that even if I would?

c.) How will you edit screenshots that I have saved on my phone?

At the end of the day, it's your word against mine, and I have more friends than you.

But there's no need to be nervous. :^) Just be nice and cool and we will have a great time together.

[dumpset]

[ ... well he's not wrong. whelk does have more friends than him. ]

a. it happens

b. i think it's fair to think that you would

c. i didn't say i'd edit anything

i'm not nervous. just wondering if there's anything worth it to screenshot between us

[procidens]

There isn't.

Yet. :^)

Though this is pretty hilarious.

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[oriental_dragon]

excuse me, WHO was the one who got Lee high?

[procidens]

YOU. YOU handed him the blunt. Pass to the LEFT, TenTen. Just because I suggested it does not mean I am the one to blame here!

[oriental_dragon]

i wont even let him have a sip of ceremonial sake for New Years for fear of property damage, what makes you think i would let him do anything else?

[procidens]

If that wasn't you, then it's someone who looks a hell of a lot like you, but it was not. Me.

Like I want to be anywhere near this freak when he's stoned. He's crying and hugging my legs right now and I want to die.

[oriental_dragon]

Barry. im not even there. i told you my volleyball practice was gonna run late cuz we're getting ready for the spring tournament

[procidens]

Then what the hell is Lee doing here?! You're telling me you let this thing off its leash to go to parties?

Pantene Shampoo Model is nowhere to be seen.

I hate this.