hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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Ren Amamiya | Persona 5 | OTA

[schrodingers_joker]

1. You wanted to speak to the manager of Big Bang Burger as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.

2. Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.

3. In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.

4. [ Misfire? ]

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[mousquetaires]

I see the problem, now.

[schrodingers_joker]

Even still, right in the restaurant itself rather than take it up to the company?

[He imagines she would have the power given her father was CEO.]

[mousquetaires]

I may be the majority shareholder, but I still don't quite have the sway that I'd like.
I've brought a few ideas before the board of directors...
So far, none have stuck.

I really thought I was on to something with "large fries"...

[schrodingers_joker]

I see.

Maybe they will eventually change their minds. Especially if the public demands it.

[Especially since it's very likely what Haru did may have gone viral. Which may or may not make things worse. Whoops.]

[afoolshope]

Is the can of frosting chocolate?

[schrodingers_joker]

Yes it is.

[Naturally.]

I am definitely gonna need to do extra pull-ups later.

[afoolshope]

I can just take it off your hands, you know.

[schrodingers_joker]

[Okay he can't help it.]

Is that your way of asking me out?

[afoolshope]

Because that’s exactly how I want my dates to go. (´ω｀*)

[schrodingers_joker]

[Okay that caught him off guard. He was not expecting a flirt back.]

My that's a little fast. At least take me out for dinner first.

[afoolshope]

Obviously. But I still want the can of frosting.

[schrodingers_joker]

[He can't tell if he's being serious or not. Though he wonders he's only interested in the frosting.]

Even if I already double dipped?

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[catarmy]

Please don't eat the whole can in one sitting. That's just a bad time waiting to happen.