hooray, a tfln meme that won't hit captcha!

[pantheraliam]

The TFLN meme, but like, chill.

Ask, and ye shall receive. I'm pretty sure we all know what to do here. Go mad, my friends.

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Adam Parrish | The Raven Cycle/The Dreamer Trilogy

[feelawake]

1. You assured me you'd make it home safe because pizza rolls were waiting for you.

2. Well. We can add this to the list of "Where the hell did that bruise come from?"

3. Why am I the only one concerned about Chainsaw just...sitting in the oven?

4. [Text him?]

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[brokenbirds]

You have a chainsaw in your oven?

[feelawake]

No.

[Not a real one, anyway.]

Chainsaw is a raven.

[brokenbirds]

[Mmmmmm.]

Why do you have a raven named Chainsaw in your oven?

[feelawake]

Not my oven, not my raven.

I wish I knew how she got in the oven. She's just... hanging out.

[brokenbirds]

Is that like "not my monkeys, not my circus"?

You are leaving out details. Did Chainsaw tell her name herself? Whose Raven, whose oven?

[feelawake]

She was named by my friend Ronan. It's also his raven.

It's my friend Gansey's oven. The oven door was just hanging open because the oven is used more for storage than, well, an oven. And she flew in.

[It's kinda Adam's circus. They're kinda Adam's monkeys.]

[brokenbirds]

Having a pet raven sounds cool in theory, but like. Does it shit on the ground?

Or in the oven, in this case.

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[dreamtheft]

because i'm not home.
get her out.

[feelawake]

She better not bite me, Lynch.

She seems really content to be in there.

[dreamtheft]

lure her out with a cracker.

[feelawake]

Where do you hide the crackers in the mess of your room?

[dreamtheft]

ah shit.
under the bed? top drawer to my dresser?

[feelawake]

Right.

Just so we're clear, this is you giving me permission to go into your room. You can't get mad at me later if I see something you're not wanting me to see.

[dreamtheft]

what do you think you're going to stumble across?
a dildo?

[feelawake]

Knowing you? Anything is possible.

Crackers acquired. Raven rescue commencing.

[dreamtheft]

and tell her to stop being fucking weird.

[feelawake]

Scold her. Got it.

[He's about to get laughed at by a bird.]

[dreamtheft]

you can handle it.

[ Oh, Ronan knows. ]