simplecreature: (he thinks he's cute)

Mikael Whitney | Original Character | OTA/misfires Welcome

[personal profile] simplecreature 2022-06-21 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
1. Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then. Bitch.

2. Wow. You know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog.

3. Some nights you just end up digging your McDouble out of the trash and eating it. It happens.

4. We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.

5. I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight.