TFLN!!! HEAVEN!!! NOW!!!

[pantheraliam]

Ya'll know what to do.

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joseph kavinsky | trc | ota

[badcandy]

1. u kept fucking licking me dude

2. summary of ur night; pissin 'hands free' is a chick exclusive activity and im a lil embarrassed for u

3. i value our friendship somewhat but the next time u jump on my car, im violently introducin u to the world of sounding

4. bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch
pick up ur phonnneeee
bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch

5. dont push ur luck

6. yo why do i have like 39 missed calls wtf
r u bein trafficked
r u dead
send thumbs up for human traffickin
send skull for dead
send eggplant for 'misc/other'

7. i feel like i got run the fuck over what did u do to me man
like it aint all bad but i got bones hurtin i didnt kno like


existed
lol

8. [ text him! misfires welcome ]

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[texasmurdermurder]

It's cause on account of I had to wake you up, brat!

[badcandy]

by lickin me
??????

bby just like
shake me or somethin
lil gremlin

what if i did that huh

[texasmurdermurder]

I'D LICK YOU BACK HARDER EVEN!

[badcandy]

ya nasty lil goblin

where u at chetty

[texasmurdermurder]

I'm playin hide and seek. :D

[badcandy]

w/ who
?

[texasmurdermurder]

You. 👀

[badcandy]

lmao bby
how long u been hidin
???

i aint home yet

[texasmurdermurder]

I can't tell you! It'll give it all away!

[badcandy]

u can tell me how long! i aint askin where

[texasmurdermurder]

No tellin, brat! Nice try, Mister!

[badcandy]

ok ok

well
look
u eaten and all that?
u got snacks and milk and shit?

7

[kingseeking]

Pardon my French, here -

I didn't do a thing. You fell off the fucking roof.

[badcandy]

oh

[....]

concrete like
sucks hard

life lesson ganserino

[kingseeking]

Roof exploits? Banned. For the both of you.
My house, my rules.

I'm serious. I thought you were dead.

[badcandy]

[ Microwave sounds. ]

ok mom
sorry mom

[....]

got a bruise that looks like africa on my hip
aint the only one but u kno
love a continental injury

[kingseeking]

[You're not gettin' off that easy. You're in Gansey's clan now.]

"Mom" from you, "Dad" from Ronan.
Excuse me for wanting to keep my friends alive.

[...]

Tell Kenya I said hello.

[badcandy]

[ 'Friends'.... ]

sorry 2nd cousin on my aunts side

kenya says sup

[kingseeking]

Oh, piss off.

[Affectionate...?]

Nothing's broken, is it? You insisted we not take you to the hospital.

[badcandy]

eh probably not

its cool
had worse
dw

[ That is not comforting! Wow! ]

[kingseeking]

Quite comforting, thank you.

We need to go get you checked out, Kavinsky.

[badcandy]

no
im fine

[ Eh... ]

fr its cool
im ok

[ Eeeehhhhhhhh... ]

[kingseeking]

I'm about to take you out myself.

Kidding.

When I get home, we're going over symptoms for broken bones and internal bleeding, and I respect you to report them if they come up.

This is the compromise.

[badcandy]

[ uuUURGHHHH- ]

ok

just no hospitals