1. I just witnessed my first non-cocaine induced sunrise in five years. Not for me.
2. There's a man in the car behind me eating corn on the cob while talking on the phone.
3. I'm challenging a 70-year-old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck.
4. I got wasted and forgot to prepare the quiz for Monday, and one of my students actually asked about it. I think I was more irritated than his classmates were. Mind your business and keep your mouth shut, you little shit.
5. I'm getting really sick of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Barrington Whelk | The Raven Cycle | OTA
2. There's a man in the car behind me eating corn on the cob while talking on the phone.
3. I'm challenging a 70-year-old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck.
4. I got wasted and forgot to prepare the quiz for Monday, and one of my students actually asked about it. I think I was more irritated than his classmates were. Mind your business and keep your mouth shut, you little shit.
5. I'm getting really sick of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.