Happy Pokémon 25th Anniversary Meme!

I Choose You!
Open to Pokémon muses from any media in the franchise! Both human and Pokémon characters welcome!
1. Post your characters
2. Battle, chat, ask questions you don't know the answers to! Feel free to treat this as a nexus situation a la Pokémon Masters!
3. Multiples of characters are welcome!
4. Enjoy!
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[Nanu was probably just minding his own dang business, and along comes this weird old man in a lab coat out of nowhere, pointing at him.]
[What did he do to deserve this.]
Can you get this one? What sort of badge cannot be earned through either skill or wisdom?
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[Nanu was just, walking , here,]
[He can't even feign ignorance, because there's a finger being pointed at him, and that's the worst kind of acknowledgement. Honestly, the resulting pause from the question is more from the sheer audacity of the moment than Nanu trying to puzzle out a riddle. ...And then the riddle he puzzles through first is whether to ignore the man, answer the man, or ask the man Can I Fucking Help You.]
[There is a pause at least long enough for a tumbleweed to roll by before Nanu says]
...Name badge.
[and keeps on walking]
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But incorrect! [The older man holds up his hands in an 'X' pose.] A job can be earned with skill, as well. Have you got another guess? One more before the buzzer?
[He seems to be having fun, Nanu. You wouldn't rain on his fun, would you??]
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Is it the kind of badge-er-ing earned from one old codger harassing another on the street?
[ what compels you, old man ]