Ha, fair. I mean, I am one of those dreaded menaces I guess, but I know a few people who would probably try to rip out my throat with their bare teeth if I suggested they come along with me... if they weren't too anxious to try, that is. So I like to think I get it.

I have to admit, though. I'm curious. Who dragged you out here in the first place? Like you said, I imagine you'd be cozy at home watching YouTube videos right now if you had the option.